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The Long Walk to Woolworths

The Long Walk to Woolworths

By Chester Missing

Top Billing covered the controversial Gupta wedding. Then again if Satan and Hendrik Verwoerd got married Top Billing would cover it, as long as the devil wears Prada. If racial classism were a commodity all South Read More →

Agents Provocateurs

#Whitepoverty? Like, Sawubona, You Totally Don’t Know My Struggles!

#Whitepoverty? Like, Sawubona, You Total…

I am finally fed up. You know, I’ve done my absolute best to ignore all the negativity in SA these days. But that #whitepoverty trend… More →

Let’s All Drink To The Death Of A Clown

Let’s All Drink To The Death Of A Clown

This is the first time in ten years that I haven’t had a weekly deadline for a newspaper column. The first five were with the… More →

Facing my Lookalikes

Facing my Lookalikes

Last Sunday, I was declared the winner of One Day Leader, SABC1’s leadership reality show. What made this victory even sweeter was that I hadn’t… More →

The Science of Queuing

The Science of Queuing

There is something undeniably funny about seeing someone get visibly upset about waiting for long periods of time at the Traffic Department. I happened to… More →

Warning: Don’t Tweet and Land Planes

Warning: Don’t Tweet and Land Planes

  Dear Comrade Zama, I am a government Communications Director and a social media junky. Now that the Hawks fired spokesperson McIntosh Polela because of… More →

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  • Trevor Noah on the Late Show with David Letterman.

    Trevor Noah on the Late Show with David Letterman.

    Halalala! This is the first time a comedian from Africa has performed on David Letterman and hopefully not the last. Trevor takes the audience on a tour de farce of growing up with a Xhosa mother… More →

  • 2013 Air Sex Championships

    2013 Air Sex Championships

    ‘Sweet Child from Los Angeles won the golden dildo award at the Season 4 finale of Air Sex’. Yes you read that right. Air Sex is a new phenomenon sweeping America. Forget air guitar, air sex… More →

  • Rémi GAILLARD vs POLICE

    Rémi GAILLARD vs POLICE

      Frenchman Rémi Gaillard has single-handedly declared a war against la police in France. His controversial videos show him playing pranks and causing all manner of havoc but don’t worry, in the words of Rémi ‘I’m… More →

My ZANEWS

South Africans are not Caucasian, for now that is.

Nothing has changed, there is still us and them – how does… More →

When Rebel Leaders Just Can't Catch a Break!!!

I’m not surprised Congolese warlord Bosco ‘the terminator’ Ntaganda wants to take… More →

When The Dream Doesn't Meet Reality

When I moved to Cape Town, I often wondered why every single… More →

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE

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