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Chester Missing on SA Elections 2014

Chester Missing on SA Elections 2014

Joining a political party, any of them, seems to be a euphemism for putting your functioning brain on hold until further notice. The problem with morons is that its impossible to explain to them that they are morons. Voters need to look with less bias.… Read More →

Chester Missing is at an EFF and ANC Rally in Cape Town

Chester Missing is at an EFF and ANC Rally in Cape Town

Chester Missing gatecrashes an EFF and ANC March (happening on the same day) in Cape Town.… Read More →

DA and AGANG are DAGGA:

DA and AGANG are DAGGA:

Mamphela Ramphele, that tower of integrity, has joined the DA, or, as she tells herself, the DA has joined her, supplanting Lindi Mazibuko as white South Africa’s favorite living black person. The cynical amongst us reckon she has just become another puppet in Helen Zille’s… Read More →

Hola Electionistas!

Hola Electionistas!

It’s an election year so I hope you made New Year’s resolutions and then broke them immediately, just to get into the mindset of the political onslaught we are about to experience. The year started with the ANC led government paying R1 billion for a… Read More →

Don’t kill the booer

Don’t kill the booer

Let’s agree, it’s going to be awkward when Barack Obama gets his e-toll bill for his drive to the FNB Stadium. Apparently there were close to 100 countries represented at the service on Tuesday, including Cape Town and Nkandla. The only downer was people booing… Read More →

Common sense and insensibility

Common sense and insensibility

Our politicians lack common sense like Radovan Krejcir lacks a conscience. Apparently now Nathi Mthethwa, Minister of Police and Cover Ups, wants to make Nkandla pictures illegal? In President Jacob Zuma’s world you can let your friend land at a National Key Point, but you… Read More →

One settler, one cartoon.

One settler, one cartoon.

Zapiro is the only guy the ANC hates more than it hates Steve Hofmeyr. In fact I think they see their list of threats as: 1) the DA, 2) EFF, 3) Zapiro, 4) people who don’t pay their TV licenses. I would add The Nkandla… Read More →

Dirty Voters Demand Showers!

Dirty Voters Demand Showers!

Election political theatre has kicked in. Expect to see MPs killing for an Oscar, ironically. Anti-Zuma voters are now called ‘dirty voters’, which is probably a shower reference. The DA opportunistically says it supports BEE and Pravin Gordhan has suddenly decided communists shouldn’t be driving… Read More →

Steve Hofmeyer, Right Wing Slut-Nazi.

Steve Hofmeyer, Right Wing Slut-Nazi.

It’s official, Zulu has a new word: ‘etolls’. Its direct translation is: give Gauteng to the DA. The ANC might have been saved by our right wing slut-Nazi, Steve Hofmeyer, the CEO of racist sugar daddies, who called on his 400 most oppressed pale comrades… Read More →

History For Chops

History For Chops

That anyone still even attempts to call Heritage Day ‘Braai Day’ blows my little puppet brains. Woolworths, etc, must totally and utterly reject this k*k. If your heritage involved slavery then at least have the modesty to not rebrand everyone’s culture with your own word… Read More →

Capitalising on Marikana Victims

Capitalising on Marikana Victims

Msholozi wants sunshine journalism. Okay. So today’s good news is that the President has a cattle kraal worth more than the Marikana legal fees. Louis Vuitton has a handbag that costs as much as the Marikana victims’ legal fees. The fact is capitalism has won.… Read More →

Freedom Fronting

Freedom Fronting

The Freedom Front is fighting the EFF because they think it’s racist. I would say that that’s the pot calling the kettle black, but that’s exactly the wrong metaphor. I am guessing the Freedom Front’s real issue with EFF is that this whole land-grabbing thing… Read More →

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