The American President best known for his slogan ‘Yes We Can’ , winning a Nobel Peace prize for intentions and he is the man that smoked Osama Bin Laden.
South Africa’s Mcdonalds loving soccer player, who proved to all sports lovers that you can have a pot belly and still kick a ball.
Ex Top Cop who created HHHHHHHMMMMMMM products that could shoot to kill.
Ex American President… who has not had any relations with that woman.
The Caviar Communist. Jack Daniels should be his middle name.
ZA News field reporter with a talent of loosening the crap out of politics.
a man with many faces
The South African actress from Bennoni who turned American.
Our very own deputy Jesus, the Dalai Lama’s best friend and our Tata who art in Qunu’s biggest fan.
American billionaire under the mind control of his toupe.
Resident sexologist… our very own penis and clit whisperer.
Murdered white supremacist that just wont go away… no seriously his ghost still haunts our passages.
A woman that owns many wigs
Radio loud mouth that is a closet everything. You name it… he is in the closet about it.
he might be in a suit today, but tomorrow… you will never know
SACP general secretary and Zuma’s die hard fan… well at least until Mangaung.
The Cape Town’s main Aunty. Helen Zille is the President of the republic of the Western Cape and believes botox can change the world. Helen opposes just to oppose because the opposition must always oppose.
Master of disguise
Gedleyihlekisa, or better known as Jacob of Nkandla is ever jolly president that is doing his best to do whatever it is to be a great president. Whatever being a president entails. He is just doing his best. Whatever that is.
Jaques today… Jack tomorrow.
Some call him the shapeshifter
A man deformed by Heineken and ousted by his revolutionary movement, the not so young Polokwane millionaire has an understanding of Poloticks like no other. (Given that Polo means penis in Sotho.)
Hide your daughters… and your sons. Actually just hide your family.
Famous for being Famous… Khanyi has turned over a new gold leaf and decided to get a job… apparently the country has run out of daft rich old men for her to date.
A result of plastic surgery and hallucinogenic drugs. Lady Gaga can belt out the most torturous Jingles , which she writes from her life experiences as a meat dress wearing scarecrow.
DA tea lady with an identity crisis. Her favourite part of her job is tasting the cookies she has to serve with the tea.
The republics awkwardly funny news reporter.
1st Lady of the United States of America who may as well, be the President.
What you see today, isn’t always what you will see tomorrow
Our Tata, who art in Qunu… SA’s saviour… the man Ernie Els believes single handedly saved our country from the clutches of apartheid.
Otherwise known as Aunty Helen’s puppet. She is the mayor of Cape Town, making sure Helen’s law is passed effectively.
Ex Boks coach and ZA News sports reporter with and interesting take on balls.
King and Master of Zimbabwe with 110 page black book with Blaire’s name scribbled all over it. Shares a love for botox with Helen.
A new man everyday
Annoying Republican lady from Alaska. She was also Miss congeniality and played the flute. Really annoying.
The man who successfully took over SA for two months and brain washed everyone from the government to its citizens with football mind control.
A woman who can be whatever you want her to be
The pipe smoking, shoe receiving ex president of the republic. Some of his beliefs are that Aids and HIV have no connection… as he was advised by a doctor who died from liver failure.
ZA News chief news anchor the man who brings you the news anyway that he can. Because he can.
South Africa’s most desperate man… one who will do whatever it takes to be the President of the country. Its quiet embarrassing actually.
SA’s number 1 comedy thief, the man who used other people’s jokes to get him to Hollywood.
The annoyed, attention-seeking lady once dubbed mother of the nation.
The man behind the unions and the reason why there is traffic due to barricaded streets because people want more money.