President Jacob Zuma says he will fill the power vacuum in South Africa by performing a new dance at the Mangaung conference later this year. “The people are begging for leadership, and I will provide it in my traditional way: by smiling and busting some moves while wearing my fuzziest leopard tails,” said the president.

Addressing the country this morning from the Flashdance Modern Dance Emporium in Nkandla, a sweaty but excited Zuma said that his new dance would be “the best ever”.

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